Everyone's made the joke, but we finally made it a reality! Aunt Jenni's "Vintage" Fruitcake is a fruitcake people will actually enjoy receiving for the holidays.
This is a handcrafted object d'art to be proudly displayed by those among us who are less than fond of the holiday "treat".  Hand sculpted and molded, it is individually cast in white hydracal, hand painted and decorated with colored glass gems, and has rubber feet to protect floors and surfaces. Looks so real, you're tempted to not eat it!
Arrives nestled in red tissue and packaged in a festively labeled bakery-style box.  You can't tell me that you don't know at least one person this is the perfect gift for.
As an added bonus, you will receive our original list, "115 Uses for Fruitcake", complete with color illustrations.  Here's a few for free; #20 Festive pet rock, #41 Step aerobics, #47 Pumice,  stone/ callous remover, #73 Mr. Fruitcake Head, #113 Rum scented urinal cake

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